"Mom!!!" yelled O. "Come look at these!"
I come running, sensing some urgency to her voice, and find that she has lined up several pairs of her new underwear that I just bought for her.
"What's up, honey?" I ask.
"Mom! I really think you could fit into these underwear!" she exclaimed.
"Are you saying you think they are too big for you?" I ask.
"Yes, mom! Don't you think they are humongous?" She asks, with quite a bit of emphasis on the word humongous.
"Well, they do seem big," I replied, noting to myself that these undies were a child's size 6.
"Oh my gosh! They are so humongous! They would definitely fit you! You should try them on Mom. They are humongous!" she cried.
I guess to a child's eyes, I am humongous. Lovely.